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Examples of a rhetorical device: Paraprosdokian

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with idiots. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

There's a fine line between cuddling, and holding someone down so they can't get away.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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Thanks to our readers for some good feedback, and ideas too. Seems like AW is literally active with very creative people, and we certainly like to capitalise on that. This month we are featuring Yellow's forthcoming Halloween party. Nellie's Garden features some more interesting plants and plant facts. And with the help of Bach Zhaa, we continue our discussion on causes of lag. Builds of the month feature one of Yellow's newer builders, Poliatevska, and some shots of some very creepy places to hang out in for Halloween. Fuzzy's Tales continue; I wonder what will happen to him this month? Remember, last month he had a good walkabout in AW Reunion after yet another unfortunate incident.

Halloween Ball info

Some sites to visit to get you in the mood for the Halloween Ball

Haunted sites list

The Adventures of Theo Fuzzybottom

Episode 3:

In which our hero and his cousin investigate the mystery of the missing Timeā€¦

In our last episode, Fuzzy woke up in AW Reunion, and after a good scare and a long walkabout, was helped home to Yellow by Digigurl. Now read on.

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