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Did you Know?

  • The life span of a house fly is between 10 to 25 days.
  • A dolphin's top speed is 60kmh (37mph).
  • The smallest dog is the Chihuahua.
  • A shark's top speed is 70kmh (44mph).
  • There are 70 million sheep in New Zealand (with 4 million people?).
  • Sharks are immune to all known diseases.
  • The worlds smallest bird is the 'bee hummingbird' found in Cuba.
  • African elephants only have 4 teeth.
  • 1 billion snails are served in restaurants each year.
  • It takes 1 alligator to make a pair of shoes and 3 for a pair of boots.
  • A flea can jump 350 times its body length.
  • A honeybee's top speed is 24kph (15mph).
  • A humming bird flaps its wings up to 90 times a second (5,400 times a minute).
  • Flies always launch backwards for a quick getaway.
  • Horses have 18 more bones than humans.
  • A cheetah's top speed is 114kph (70mph).
  • Horses sleep standing up.
  • A jellyfish is 95% water.
  • Bats are the only mammals that fly.
  • Fuzzy pic

    Well, greetings to all. Fuzzy here with the latest updates.

    Our main story is about Chloe and Rufus and the new additions to the Fuzzybottom Clan.

    read on...

    Aunt Trudy Hears...

                 Aunt Trudy

    Aunt Trudy provides news and, well, gossip from Yellow citizens. If you have something you want in the Gazette, just contact

    Dear readers

    Aunt Trudy has news for you...

    The mystery of the Missing expectant couple has been solved. May I be the first to congratulate Rufus and Chloe Fuzzybottom and the arrival of the newest members to the clan...?

    As those of you who read Aunt Trudy column will recall, all of Admiratio village has been concerned as to the whereabouts of this young couple. Thanks to a great deal of work by yours truly and the YG's very own ace reporter, one Mr. Theodore A Fuzzybottom. We have managed to piece together the events. Read the whole story in the Fuzzy Tales.

    Like to also let you know, I will be on vacation for the next couple weeks, but fear not! Trudy is always watching and listening for the latest news.

    See you soon

    Aunt Trudy.

    More Pun-ishment

    I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
    I changed my I Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
    When chemists die, they barium.
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
    They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it grew on me.
    How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
    Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    Broken pencils are pointless.
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
    Velcro - what a rip off!
    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.


    Steampunk header

    Extraordinary devices and ingenious contraptions in Victorian and Edwardian styles, and add to that the old Aviator's style with lots of clockwork and gears, and you have the general label Steampunk.

    Really, it's is all about what if's. Steampunk is a slightly altered version of history. Steampunk itself is an aesthetic that can be applied to just about anything. Steampunk tends to focus in the Victorian - Edwardian era, when steam-powered machinery was at its height, and then takes the leap of imagination to the what if world.

    Believe it or not, steampunk has been around a long time.

    So let your imaginations run wild, what can you create? A house, a robot, Cyborgs factory, shopping area, bars or club, amusements, ships of land or water or air. A community needs many things so the only limit is your creativity. Join us and help build the foundations of a real Steampunk city.

    Throughout the building process, there will be a variety of events and contests that will help you along, and of course, to have lots of fun. In the planning are zeppelin races, a scavenger hunt, and more. To give you some more ideas, read the article below.

    We have got some land and some blocks ready for builders to let their creativity loose in doing a community steampunk city.

    Remember, everyone is invited to build, novice to master builders are all welcome. To help folks along, we have some specific things we would like to see built. Here is a short list to get you thinking:

    • Flight instruction school
    • Iron works
    • Hydroelectric power plant
    • Saloon
    • A bed an breakfast hotel and houses
    • Laboratories
    • Coal mine
    • Train station
    • Trams and trolleys that go through the village
    • Post office
    • Telegraph Office
    • Sheriffs's office

    Builders have been busy in Steampunk City, with lots of fabulous constructions to regale the eye. Go to the Build of the Month page to see some of these. And you too, can be part of this.

    Telegram Apooka or Ozman to get your lot and nominate what you would like to build. Alternatively, Email the Gazette and let us know.

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