Some humour to inflict on our readers; A good pun is its own reword...

  • Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
  • A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  • A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
  • My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
  • Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
  • Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  • I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  • I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
  • Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  • Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  • Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
  • Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
  • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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The Yellow Gazette

The June edition of the Yellow Gazette has two Builders of the Month -- Lyrie and the team of Apooka and Ozman. Lyrie offers an underwater scavenger hunt, and Apooka and Ozman invite you to a very special wedding. The Building tips for June discuss how to check precision on your objects and how to use scaling for those awkward builds. Little Nellie has some more spectacular plants for you to admire and download, as well as more landscaping tips.

The Adventures of Theo Fuzzybottom

Pic of Theo

This month we are happy introduce a new feature. This column will follow the on-going adventures of one Theo Fuzzybottom, better know as Fuzzy to his friends. Our little cub reporter is the cousin of one of Admiratio Village's well respected citizens, Rufus Fuzzybottom, who will be getting married this month.

And it is this event that has inspired young Theo to start his own adventure in life. So, we agreed it would be great fun to share his up coming adventure with our readers. We hope you will agree and look forward to following his travel through the great vast world that is Yellow.
Welcome Fuzzy.

From the Editors

We know there's a lot of very interesting stuff happening in Yellow. We hope to use this Gazette to inform people of events, builds, contests, or whatever that will be of interest to fellow citizens and tourists. It simple to do: just send a telegram to Apooka or Ozman and we will be very happy to contact you and work something out. This is a great world to build in. It has some of the best resources of any public world in AW: excellent object and texture yards, AV sequences, building tips (thanks, Digigurl!) and plenty of land. The people we have spoken to since we began doing the Gazette have been really helpful, and you can see their stuff in the Gazette now. Do join us!

Please contact us. Tell us what you would like to see, what you are doing, what you are building, what sort of help you would like -- and the list goes on. The more contact the merrier! From here on do keep an eye out for Fuzzy, you never know were he might find himself. Figuring out his location may even be worth a special prize or two in the future.
Look forward to hearing from you all

Ozman & Apoooka